OHH, BOY! A video game based on THE BIBLE! It's Party time!

...as seen from GameSpot's news site HERE. Now, to be fair, we need some games based on the rest of the religious texts out there. You know, THESE. In the meantime, here's my own, personal ideas for some more wonderful religious video games. Enjoy!

Hare Krishna Donkey Konga
Midnight Club 4: Amish Edition
Dance Dance Talmud
Super Cain and Abel Bros.
Grand Theft Auto: Palestine
Mortal Kombat: Buddha Battle
Hindu Halo: Reincarnation Evolved
Bomberman Koran
Jehovah's Witnesses Paperboy
Gauntlet: The Crusades
Communion Wafer Pac-Man

See? The possibilities are endless!

You can direct all hate mail to me...or, post below and share your own wacky ideas!

Remember kids, RELIGION = FUN!