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Takoyaki Replies in thread: 2 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: Microsoft: Sorry You're Fired, You Also Owe Us Money! at ASE Labs Old Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:10:54 AM
Woot woot!XD Powned niggarz!(sorry don't mean to be racist)Hmm no seriously that's sad. :-(
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Holmes Replies in thread: 1 Forum: Artistic Creation / Fan Art / Fan Fic
From Thread: Juggernaut EP.1 Old Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:28:21 AM
Chapter 3

Inside the presidential confrense room

“what the hell is going on here” said the president as he poped onto the screen

“ we have had 3 videos sent to use from three different countries stating that they want

to declare war against us,and the strange thing is they all seem very confadent that they

can defeat us”said the cheif of the entire base “well who the heck are the countries”

said the president “ the sulviet union in rusia, the north Koreans, and Iraq” said a man

with a chart in the back of the room “damn all of the scum bags in the world attacking at

once” billy said and was noticed for the first time then the proffeser said “this is all

my fault if I hadn't created that damn machine this wouldn't of happened”
“what do you mean” the president said “will I believe that my creations where blasted

to sepret parts of the world and the extreme pressure of the blast might have given them

amnesia, the only reason Billy knows who he is, is that his newly developed strength must

have mad his bones muscles and skull hard cuasing him to have more protection then the

others.” The proffeser said “so this was your fault, come over here you smart ass idiot

I’ll rain your neck”said the leader of the base on the Opposite side of the meeting

table as Billy “hey you don’t talk to the professor like that”ssaid Billy “I mean I

know he created those super powered humens and sure he cuased three of america's greatest

enimes to have super powered weapons, and yes its all his fualt and he should be blamed

but he didn't know that those countries where going to gain control of those suldiers” he

said “and you who do you think you are yelling at a camanding Officer”said the cheif

smashing his fists into the table “according to the Proffeser Im an unstoppable force, a

weapon of destruction, I’m a juggernaut” Billy said then forgetting his strength he

smashed his fists into the table making it shot up on the Opposite side, hitting the cheif

in the jaw and knocking him upwards bracking through the cealing and into the sky “Oops”

Billy said then took off through the hole in the cealing, catching the cheif and landing

safly back on the ground “sorry forgot my strength.”sudenly darkness went over the

entire room.

Chapter 4

"what the hell is going on"said the chief "hmmm so that power worked to"said the proffeser

"I think this is the work of john marrow, one of the people I experimented on" guns where

handed out quickly to evryone in the room. but when there was no gun for Billy he ripped a

machine gun from its turret and grabed an Off green shirt some camo pants and Off grren

suspenders sense his cloths had been riped up by the Explosion. he flew up into the air

and saw a man standing ontop of a floating shadow luaghing. he began to shoot the machine

gun and the man continued to luagh so he lobbed it stright at the mans head. Bulls-eye,

the machine gun knocked the man backwards and as he regained his composure he said "How

dare you, do you know who I am. I'm the north Koreans greatest weapon, I'm unbeatable,

they call me the shadowstalker, but you can call me shadow" then he pushed his hands

foward and blasted Billy backwards with shadows "damn, that sort of tickled"said Billy the

he gave a small smirk and flew foward faster then light and punched shadow in the face

cousing teeth to fly out of his mouth, blood to spew out of his nose, and the rest of his

body to fly backwards 100 feet. "Ouch,that looked painful"said billy then a shadow fist

grabed him "not as much as this is going to hurt you" said shadow then the hand threw

Billy into the air and a shadow bat hit him knocking him back into a building which fell

after he smashed through it. "homerun!"said shadow, then a giant piece of the building

flew at shadow "just stay down, it will make it a whole lot easier"said Billy then he flew

down to the piece of building and lifted it, but he didn't see shadow instead there was

note that read "you win this round, but don't worry I'll be back as soon as I know the

full extent of my powers" then the Proffeser said "What are we going to do, three super

baddies all as powerful maby even more powerful as shadow"and billy just said "don't

worry, as long as I'm here no one and nothing is going to harm my country, becouse I'm

Super bad ass suldier guy"said Billy "really thats the best you could come up with"
"camando?"said billy "to 1960's" "captian destruction?" "to dark, OK lets see whats a word

that means Unstopable"said the Proffeser

One Google search later

"awsome,I am the Juggernaut."

THE END
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum:
From Thread: AMD's Istanbul Features 6 Cores at ASE Labs Old Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:30:00 AM
»AMD\'s Istanbul Features 6 Cores at »ASE Labs

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bloo Replies in thread: 3 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: ASE Forums Logo! Old Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:05:02 AM
For lack of a better compliment, I'd say it's sexy Love
Thank you Doctor V.
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Tetrodotoxin Replies in thread: 11 Forum: Introductions
From Thread: hi Old Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:34:53 PM
Welcome Mate. Different world Here than in Hardware Logic, Where i assume you creeped From Razz
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Science And Technology
From Thread: NASA's Carbon Monitoring Satellite Mission Fails at ASE Labs Old Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:00:21 AM
»NASA\'s Carbon Monitoring Satellite Mission Fails at »ASE Labs

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Takoyaki Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Science And Technology
From Thread: Comet Old Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:50:02 AM
A comet is supposed to fly over the skies tonight.It's name is Lulin.This is a very rare experience because the comet itself is rare.Just thought i'd inform you guys.
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linalilx Replies in thread: 9 Forum: Introductions
From Thread: im new Old Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:51:57 PM
Hello
Welcome to the forums!
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FroogleDoop Replies in thread: 8 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: weird al Old Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:11:43 AM
Also not the greatest music. Go listen to The Kinks or something.
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Holmes Replies in thread: 4 Forum: Artistic Creation / Fan Art / Fan Fic
From Thread: Juggernaut (My New Comic Idea) Old Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:10:38 PM
Heres is a preview of the first Episode (the complete first chapter including the prologue)

Prologue

Billy Sheen is an 18 year old boy who has signed up to join the army because his grades wouldn't allow him to do much else. Because there was no war going on he figured it would be an easy way to make a living but unfortunately he was handpicked (due to his extremely average skills and the fact that he had no loved ones except for his mother) along with 4 others, to test out a new machine that supposedly could alter human DNA. The machine actually worked but then it malfunctioned and blew up the building. and all 4 recruits where blown into different parts of the world (all with different powers).now that north Korea, Russia, and Iraq have their own super powered weapons (Ironically created in America) Billy finds that the U.S. wants him to defend the entire country all on his Own, and all he wanted was an easy life in the service. Oh well what’s a weapon of mass destruction to do?

Episode 1: Project JK-7

Chapter 1: The Scientist

Billy woke up in the middle of the desert. He looked around trying to remember what had happened, and then he remembered the military project JK-7. He saw a city in the distance, so he squinted to make sure it wasn’t a mirage, immediately it went from a distance to appearing to be right in front of him. He unsquinted his eyes and it was back to being in a distance. “What’s …happening” he said then he decided to go to the city and find a hospital so he took off in a run and he was there in 1 second flat. “What….how?” he said. He looked over and saw a hospital across the street and started walking, not wanting to run into a wall, and as he did a car sped up the street and hit him. As it did the car smashed inward and started tilting forward then fell back down to the ground. The driver quickly got out and looked at Billy with a frightened face and ran off screaming. The mans face reminded him of something, but what, wait wasn’t there a scientist at the project, then it hit him the scientist, if anyone knew what was going on it would be him. He took off running towards the building he had been tested in and stopped at a big pile of rubble. Then he saw the scientist under the debris, Billy pulled him out quickly and laid him on the ground. He checked his heart “good a pulse“he said then slapped him in the face “OWWWWWWW” the scientist said waking up. “What did you do to me!?!?”Screamed Billy, lifting the scientist “hmmmm so it worked. Tell me, have you noticed your senses have heightened a bit, maybe some super speed. No need to tell me about your strength” said the scientist “how did you…”said Billy “please, I’m the one who did this to you. I gave each of you specific powers, and I gave you the most.” The scientist said then Billy put him down gently “so have you tried flying yet?”Said the scientist “I can fly” said Billy “sure can, by the way could you fly me to area 57 I need to report the succession of the Project and the destruction of my machine. Oh I’m Professor Jackson by the way, but you can call me Jack” he said then Billy picked up Jack and jumped into the air and started flying towards the base as swift and beautifully as a drunken seagull.
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Takoyaki Replies in thread: 1 Forum: Computer Hardware
From Thread: PR: SPARKLE Announces Diamonds Sputtering Technology For Video Cards at ASE Labs Old Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:07:47 PM
OMG XD Yaaaaaaay!That's all I have to say about that really.I'm seriously not quoting Forrest Gump intentionally.Shutting up now.
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: Latest Posts And Threads Old Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:20:48 PM
Links have been added to all sites on the forums for latests posts and threads.

The threads one is interesting.
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum:
From Thread: Fermilab Might Find Higgs Boson at ASE Labs Old Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:25:37 AM
»Fermilab Might Find Higgs Boson at »ASE Labs

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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 5 Forum: Version 4 Bugs / Missing Features
From Thread: HELP ME! Old Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:20:32 AM
Latest Posts will be coming later today.

Forum searching might arrive with it as well along with news/article searching. Everything is modular, after all.
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Computer Hardware
From Thread: Sapphire Radeon HD 4670 GDDR4 at ASE Labs Old Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:33:12 PM
»Sapphire Radeon HD 4670 GDDR4 at »ASE Labs

While high-end cards may get the majority of press, it is the mainstream line that does the work for the mass market. The Sapphire Radeon HD 4670 GDDR4 is an excellent mainstream card.
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FroogleDoop Replies in thread: 27 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: New Goal Old Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:53:05 PM
To the contrary! You mess up in every post you make, at least once. You see, had it been grammatically correct, your previous post would have looked like this:

"Haha! I misspelled "wrong". Haha, funny. It's not as if I mess up a lot. When I do mess up, for some reason everyone gets on my back. Sorry I messed up."

And that's with a lot of editing.
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SorrowsVengeance Replies in thread: 9 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: yo everyone! Old Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:29:47 PM
high byakuya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so happy i had chocolate from Cain Wink
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Ayakin Replies in thread: 9 Forum: Introductions
From Thread: Entering.. Old Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:48:03 PM
really late not sure But Welcome
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Backstaber Replies in thread: 1 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: Intel To Invest $7 Billion in USA Facilities at ASE Labs Old Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:43:42 PM
Nice, all American jobs? Or are they still getting stuff from foreign nations?
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: Intel Scales Down IDF at ASE Labs Old Mon Feb 9, 2009 3:02:50 PM
»Intel Scales Down IDF at »ASE Labs

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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Software Discussion
From Thread: Psystar Still Fighting at ASE Labs Old Mon Feb 9, 2009 12:51:27 PM
»Psystar Still Fighting at »ASE Labs

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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 1 Forum: Version 4 Bugs / Missing Features
From Thread: DNS Changes This Weekend at ASE Labs Old Mon Feb 9, 2009 11:41:56 AM
Yeah, this didn't happen. It'll happen today or tomorrow.
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 2 Forum: Computer Hardware
From Thread: Antec Skeleton at ASE Labs Old Sun Feb 8, 2009 3:05:16 PM
If it is a rigid built, yeah. I'm about to do some HDTV Myth stuff soon. I'm losing all the analog channels I record from. I have no idea how to set this up just yet.
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From Thread: Something has gone teribly wrong Old Sat Feb 7, 2009 11:00:59 PM
Soft reinstall Windows?
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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Science And Technology
From Thread: RFID Passports Easy To Clone at ASE Labs Old Wed Feb 4, 2009 11:54:29 AM
»RFID Passports Easy To Clone at »ASE Labs

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Aron Schatz Replies in thread: 0 Forum: Computer Hardware
From Thread: Intel: Use CPUs Instead of GPUs at ASE Labs Old Mon Feb 2, 2009 10:45:36 AM
»Intel: Use CPUs Instead of GPUs at »ASE Labs

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Holmes Replies in thread: 8 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: Opitcal illusion graffiti Old Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:26:50 PM
I said graffiti optical illusions
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Kotensho Replies in thread: 2 Forum: Chit Chatty
From Thread: Ceres Old Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:12:13 AM
yhea i heard it was pretty old.
i just herd about it.
i'm on book 6 right now
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zlHaSeO-x zlHaClk-x Replies in thread: 9 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: your favrite dead movie star Old Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:38:11 PM
Richard Harris...

Why the fuck did he die D:<!

I know he was like 80 but wtf..

Dx<
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Takoyaki Replies in thread: 109 Forum: Anything Goes
From Thread: OMFG ALIEN UFO!!!!(>0~0)> Old Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:31:21 PM
Earlier today I was wearing a Death Cab for Cutie shirt.THAT BAND IZ NOT EMO!
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