Skulduggery Pleasant :D

These are amazing books! Very easy to read but I love them xD

Here are some of Skulduggery's (The character) quotes...

"Absolutely. I would have never tripped. I'm far too graceful."

"You're still upset about that time I made you explode, aren't you? I can tell."

"If I knew a little more about how I ended up living as a skeleton with a impeccable dress sense, I could give it a try."

"I'm an Elemental. Tanith is an Adept. I'd like to see her throw a fireball."

"I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

(A longer little thing...)
"Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes."
She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?"
"They just are."
"In what way?"
"In a magicky way."
She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?"
"Not really."

Another One!

"There's a whole colony of octopus people."

"I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river."

"I wouldn't say follows, it more kind of sits around and waits for me to get there."

“Doors are for people with no imagination”

“Are you going to shoot me?’ Vengeous sneered.
‘I wouldn’t be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor?
Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.’
‘And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.”
-(Skulduggery/Baron Vengeous)

‘If you tell me what baron is planning then maybe I’ll let you walk away from this’
He frowned, ‘but I drove here’
-(Tanith Low/Billy-Ray)

Octopus people?

Yeah he was teasing Stephanie xD