No Fresh Spinach

Do not eat any fresh spinach.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/09/18/tainted.spinach/index.html

I went to Olive Garden and they are refusing to serve spinach which is good.

I personally think this may be a terror attack perpetrated by Rush Limbaugh to kill off vegan liberals so they can't vote this november.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/09/21/tainted.spinach.ap/index.html

DOLE! It is Dole spinach.

Good thing I hate it.

Well that makes sense then. This was an action of Hawaiian terrorists getting revenge against dole for when he rushed the capitol building and overthrew the monarchy.