Random Fact of the Day

Fact: I was born 29 minutes ago on this day… xD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY C:!

Danke xD

e3e you are not german. you a puerto rican. u will say "gracias" not "danke"

HEYHEY. it's my date of birth, don't question me slave e3e

e3e i am not a slave. i wear a weskit. i am a butler.

*bartender xD

e3e im not ur bitch anymore. i can be whatever THE FUCK i want to be...and i shall be a butler...bartender...combo....Buttender....wut

Fact: apparently there are zombie epidemics in some states… retards mixing special k (the drug, NOT the cereal) and triple x (which is horse tranquilizer…) and are getting one hell of an adrenaline rush… apparently this guy was EATING this other guys face… it took the cops 5 shots to actually kill the guy… oh and another case had a guy who took in a homeless
guy and ate his heart and brain… welp… looks like the katana in the basement is gonna be put to use… (YAY HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD!)

Another fact: Don't let the last post fool you, that katana is just like… furniture so to speak, no one knows how to use it… and my dad doesn't let us touch it…

A bit of a more funnier fact: I watches hotd with my dad once… he sat through all of it quietly, then when it ended, he promptly stated "your mother had boobs like that once…"

Fact: I said to someone yesterday on my loki page "paint me like one of your french girls"


they acctually did it.
XD YAY FANARTS!

I feel like in a way, I understood "paint me like one of your French girls" but on another way I feel wrong…

Ok I give, I know what that means and now I wanna see it T^T

...i wont even watch normal anime around my parents. im afraid they'll think its porn.

http://thejokersbatblog.tumblr.com/ go there and follow the Jokers blog.

Fact: I woke up 1.5 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off today.

Fact: I am likely to pass out on this keyboard at any moment due to lack of slee-sfsgdgdfafdsfdsfdsgjfkl;jgv

Fact: I am the only one home...sitting in my garage and guarding all of the food for the grad party XD

I make an awesome guard dog. Yes.

fact: there is a film called white men can't jump...


IDEK

Im a sad panda.

awww why D:?

idk o3o i have mood swings.

*shrugs* also i ish on mc if you wanna see the weird village :'D

o3o is it a bunch of hobo shacks?

no!

can i still live in the hobo house? i told Mio that she could sleep on my roof with me but i call top bunk.

it's no longer the hobo house

you'll see

you...you destroyed my hobo house?

I BUILT ON IT!

IT'S NOW HOBO HEADQUATERS!

o3o i still call top bunk.

i'm on the top floor XP