The Obesity Epidemic!

I heard this on the radio. lmao!
They're calling obesity an epidemic now. An EPIDEMIC!
We'll be sitting around telling our grandchildren and they'll be like...
"Jeez Gramps how did you survive it?"
"Oh it was horrible Johnny! There was cheesecake and pork chops EVERYWHERE!"

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Warning: Explicit Content.
Just eat your carbs... you fat bastards.

Thank god I weigh only like 140 pounds. And avoid McDonalds like the farking devil.

I weigh a 148 and I'm 5'9". I'm doing okay. I used to be a little butterball though.

Fat? Not me. My diet consists of the crap that falls out of artoo's "waste-hole"and 10-40 motor oil (no 20-50 for me, gives me gas)

<--- Just look at me! Robo Stud! puh-chew.

yeah I know man I'm fat as hell

Dude I hate to tell you this but there's an ear growing out of the inside of your elbow.

Gosh this really sounds bad and makes heavy set people feel bad but I don't mean anything bad (or they probably don't give a Fook-which is the way to go) towards the that desired/or-not condition. I just want to point out that I'm sort of like a mutant. And my mutant powers are: I can eat anything (sweets and fat-soaked-foods) and not ballon-up. The norm for me is to go 1 or 2 lbs up and then return to a 129. Which is hight-weight-preportionate.

you must be young. wait till your older. it'll catch up to you...

Well I'm aware that your metabolizm changes as you mature but i'm sure that isn't going to be the case with me. I'm positive it's more on the DNA side for me. I do have areas where fat use to be non-existant.

Said By sillymax

Well I'm aware that your metabolizm changes as you mature but i'm sure that isn't going to be the case with me. I'm positive it's more on the DNA side for me. I do have areas where fat use to be non-existant.

lol ok sure but don't come crying to me when you're a bed-ridden blob. hehe j/k

Oh NO! If such a thing would happen (Mother Nature forbid), I'd be smart enough to come up with at least 100 million ways of instant death. ...it's true! Being big isn't bad, but excess of it is!