Once a year, when I'm told I've been gone for a year, I shall make an entry in my journal; especially if no unix-related threads of interest were to pop up. And once a year, when I've made that entry, Aron will remind everyone that I was here already. And then, he shall have DitePepsi* and celebrate how close he came, one year ago, to selling out for free hardware.
*DitePepsi: I would have added a trademark symbol here; however, some li'l Jewish kid doesn't want me to have that power, or, my preferences are damaged, which would be the fault of a much bigger Jewish kid.
"This is totally true; I swear, I am not making this up." --Dave Barry
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