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Dislike Goths

Mon Feb 9, 2004 1:34:00 PM #5314 Perm Link

I was at the checkout at the library and this little rat pack of goths brushed by. One of them was giving me the eye and I gave him a dirty look (mostly because he looked like the albino from 'The Princess Bride' only he'd dyed his hair black) and when I turned my back one of them in a long jacket shoved by me and nearly knocked me over(obviously on purpose), hard enough that he bumped me into my mother. Now if I could've just replayed that moment, would I have shoved my boot up your ass? Why do they have to make such a big show of everything they do?

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Re: Dislike Goths

Mon Feb 9, 2004 2:40:23 PM #5319 Perm Link

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They're attention whores, DURR! Without attention, they'd cease to be, that's why they write stupid poetry and say they're going to kill themselves ALL THE TIME. It's also why the guys wear dresses and make-up.
They're basically fuckers, had you done anything to them, they wouldn't have fought back because well, they're cowards. They'd have just written about how everyone in the world doesn't understand them and how they're so different (which they aren't) so they're going to become a vampire or some stupid shit like that.

Two nights later, they get AIDs from biting their friend's neck.

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 2:55:31 PM #5328 Perm Link

exactly . . but the world has been totally screwed ever since the beginning.

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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LOL

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 3:04:57 PM #5330 Perm Link

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Two nights later, they get AIDs from biting their friend's neck.

ROFL

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 6:41:51 PM #5351 Perm Link

I really like how people don't know what a 'Goth' is.

And I'm sorry, but I would date an attention whore in a heartbeat.
There's just something about the black, the mesh, the fishnet, the 'suicide', the depression and the melancholy that I find to be such a turn on.
Sadly, we have none of those here. Well we do, but they're fat. As most 'goths' are.
Anyway, Hollister jeans and Pac Sun shirts aren't bad I guess.....

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 6:58:23 PM #5352 Perm Link

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Their asses, want me to track them down and kill them......eh

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 8:01:15 PM #5365 Perm Link

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They're still stupid and annoying.

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 8:10:41 PM #5371 Perm Link

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And me and u should team up and kill them

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 8:23:16 PM #5374 Perm Link

I know they're attention whores and I know they aren't true goths but thats what they call each other. I was just mad that I didn't get to kick that guys ass because I was in a library and my mother was present.

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 8:29:35 PM #5376 Perm Link

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TIMES THREE!

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Mon Feb 9, 2004 9:15:41 PM #5384 Perm Link

well if you've seen them once theres always the chance you'll see them again there. If they have bad luck then they'll see you again and they'll definitely remember you as they leave with bruised balls

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Re: Dislike Goths

Mon Feb 9, 2004 9:38:42 PM #5389 Perm Link

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Said By Jenesis
I was at the checkout at the library and this little rat pack of goths brushed by. One of them was giving me the eye and I gave him a dirty look (mostly because he looked like the albino from 'The Princess Bride' only he'd dyed his hair black) and when I turned my back one of them in a long jacket shoved by me and nearly knocked me over(obviously on purpose), hard enough that he bumped me into my mother. Now if I could've just replayed that moment, would I have shoved my boot up your ass? Why do they have to make such a big show of everything they do?

Hot Topic "spooky kids." Don't mind them. Avoid them, and if that doesn't work, yell something to the effect of "My Dark maker will hear of this." That usually works.

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I really like how people don't know what a 'Goth' is.

And I'm sorry, but I would date an attention whore in a heartbeat.
There's just something about the black, the mesh, the fishnet, the 'suicide', the depression and the melancholy that I find to be such a turn on.
Sadly, we have none of those here. Well we do, but they're fat. As most 'goths' are.
Anyway, Hollister jeans and Pac Sun shirts aren't bad I guess.....

Most goth boys, and girls, are muchly sexable.
Heeeeeeey. I'm fat. =(
Heh, but no. I have the black, the fishnet, the melancholy, if anxiety counts as a substitute for depression, and the melancholy, but only in moderation. Too much makes you look whiny.

Said By JaegoLooLoo
They're still stupid and annoying.

Which is why you put a gag on them. Or take a picture, because no matter how whiny they are, they're fun to look at. Unless they have those god-awful ponyfalls. Then they need a swift kick in the balls/boobs.

Oh yeah, and because I needed to do this:
[Insert long rant about how "Goth" is a music-based subculture and blah, blah, blah, you all know it]

Oh yeah! I learned XML today in my spare time in my Marketing class! =D

God bless:
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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Re[2]: Dislike Goths

Mon Feb 9, 2004 11:19:06 PM #5400 Perm Link

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YAY! What's XML!

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:45:50 AM #5411 Perm Link

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XML is like the new, fancy HTML.

Oh god, this topic.....people at my school have called me gothic all the time before. And you know on what grounds? I wear black and listen to metal. No kidding. And this one moron, last said this to me(not making this up), "Hey, I'm going to kill you. Oh, wait. You'd like that. CAUSE YOUR GOTH." So, in conclusion, I don't like goths. If they even exist. I have yet to see one.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:40:01 AM #5415 Perm Link

One of my friends is a self proclaimed goth, despite the fact he's afraid of horror movies. They're actually quite normal, under the obvious façade, makeup and ebon attire.

If you ever fight one, you have an obvious advantage, because they're usually anorexically skinny and have multitudinous piercings

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:44:09 AM #5416 Perm Link

XML is like a precurser to HTML.
It's like this:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<hate_goths>
<title>Why Goths Suck</title>
<date>
<month>Feburary</month>
<day>10</day>
<year>2004</year>
</date>
<rant>I hate goths. They suck because they wear white makeup and act like vampiric idiots.</rant>
<author>Tweak</author>
</hate_goths>

You make up your own tags and such. It's pretty cool. The end result doesn't view as HTML though. It views as this: http://www.w3schools.com/xml/note.xml

And, like, isn't that coolies?!?!

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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:34:01 AM #5422 Perm Link

I feel bad for you, Nick. Maybe you should wear a shirt with a big smilie face that says "HAPPY!!!!z0rz"

As for XMlL, that's pretty neat lookin'...but I can't imagine looking at an entire website like that.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:14:23 AM #5428 Perm Link

Just because I feel it's needed, a 'Goth' would be a person of a northern Germanic culture which died out a long time ago.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:18:56 AM #5430 Perm Link

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Of course, but they don't care.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:35:15 AM #5432 Perm Link

Of course, when I said that one of my friends was a Goth, I meant that they were the sole descendant of the almost linear bloodline of one of the Barbarian tribes that, together, sealed the fate of the Roman empire, and due to the power imbalance that pursued, was historically reduced into non-existence.
The blood is incredibly watered down as of today, and the Goths will never regain the comparatively proud, grandiose status which they once held.

Well, I might have <i>actually</i> meant that my friend belonged to a subculture, but I guess you'll never know the truth now.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:18:28 PM #5434 Perm Link

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I feel bad for you, Nick. Maybe you should wear a shirt with a big smilie face that says "HAPPY!!!!z0rz"

Y'know, I have this orange shirt that says "Just be glad I'm not your kid"(actually, I'm wearing it now), and when I wore it last year, I was suddenly a happy goth.

People are so dumb. But thankfully, the people who think I'm goth don't talk to me anymore.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:56:23 PM #5446 Perm Link

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Well that's good to know. I bet they run very homosexually anyway.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:01:45 PM #5470 Perm Link

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You know, I don't doubt it. They were pretty gay.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:57:19 PM #5474 Perm Link

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heh lol I like your sig

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:02:03 PM #5475 Perm Link

Family Guy is awesome.
So are hot 'goth' girls.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:14:33 PM #5476 Perm Link

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Yes, very true.

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:57:31 PM #5488 Perm Link

Goths to me are like the society's spook crew. They're not bad at all.

Suspend logic for me?!? Sure why not!

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:59:16 PM #5490 Perm Link

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Ever known one personally?

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Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:57:07 PM #5499 Perm Link

Not personally enough.

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Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:22:39 AM #5503 Perm Link

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Bow-chica-wow-wow...

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