EASTER...

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EASTER...

Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:59:22 PM #7793 Perm Link

...the day Jesus became a zombie.

Anri

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Re: EASTER...

Sun Apr 11, 2004 8:49:05 PM #7796 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #7793

indeed, happy the day jesus came back as a zombie

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Re[2]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:55:11 AM #7820 Perm Link

In response to Anri #7796

He didn't become a zombie!!!! That's a lie cuz he came back to life not as a zombie but as the same person. (Not a zombie)

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Re[3]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:30:43 AM #7822 Perm Link

In response to TIN1603 #7820

Wow, you're an idiot.

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Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:04:09 AM #7823 Perm Link

XD Oh my god XD Tini is an idiot!

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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Re: Easter

Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:23:17 PM #7833 Perm Link

In response to Artemis Panthar #7823

It is incompetent to think that Jesus came back as a zombie. To be a zombie you have to be under someones control. Also evidence shows that zombies are actually people who were poisoned in a way that they appear to be dead. Then they get buried and the witch-doctor revives him/her to serve him/ her as a mindless slave. According to the gospels when they pierced Him, blood and WATER came out. That means that they had pierced His heart, because there is a fluid filled membrane that surrounds the heart. Once that is pierced no one could servive that in such a time when there was no such surgery to revive a person like that.
So technically speaking Jesus was not a zombie. He was resurrected.

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Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:56:00 PM #7843 Perm Link

psh, you're all wrong.
he died and came back an albino bunny that lays multi-colored eggs, duh!

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Re[2]: Easter

Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:37:13 PM #7854 Perm Link

In response to OoPART #7833

XD My god, you are so stupid

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(not you Jennova)

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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Re[2]: Easter

Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:09:05 PM #7858 Perm Link

In response to OoPART #7833

It was a joke. Somehow, I doubt Jesus cares that there's someone in the world who jokingly made a crude picture of him as a zombie.

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Re[3]: Easter

Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:02:12 PM #7867 Perm Link

In response to Artemis Panthar #7854

since you did reply to Hiten_Mitsurugi I think I figured out it wasn't from you.
Thank you.

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(not you Hiten_Mitsurugi)

Edited at Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:28:22 PM

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Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:12:11 PM #7920 Perm Link

The thing is...people interpret things differently...Jesus was resurrected on Easter...everywhere that I have heard the story about the very first Easter, the one who told the story said "and he still lives"...I have always pictured Jesus actually living and walking the Earth, thus as a zombie.

If there was ever a Dawn of the Dead, Jesus started it!

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Re: EASTER...

Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:50:10 PM #8047 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #7793

Hey I died and came back on easter but I came back as a flesh eating baby from hell

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Re[2]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:59:38 PM #8065 Perm Link

In response to wolfwoodavenger31 #8047

uhh...yeah, that's called a zombie. They're flesh eating and can be any human form, even a baby.

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Re[3]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:06:26 PM #8068 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #8065

A flying baby...?

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Re[4]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:10:52 PM #8070 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #8068

I typed nothing about flying...

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Re[5]: EASTER...

Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:30:38 PM #8073 Perm Link

In response to sam][am #8070

I know, I was suggesting that there is a possibly of a flying baby zombie.

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Re[6]: EASTER...

Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:32:03 PM #8086 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #8073

...I think I'm going to use that in the place of the saying "when pigs fly"...now it will be, "when blood-thirsty zombie babies fly"...eh...nvm...it's still not as good as "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbert"...man I love that movie!

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Thu May 6, 2004 12:04:15 AM #8412 Perm Link

did you know that Easter was the celebration of the pagan moon goddess Easter or Ashtoreth? They colored eggs and girls hunted for them and however many eggs the girl found was supposedly how many children she would be blessed with... Halloween and Christmas are also double holidays in celebration of Odin and some other goddess.

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Sun May 9, 2004 9:31:20 AM #8455 Perm Link

In response to Sinistra #8412

...wow, really?...I hardly even cared to know that.

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Thu Jul 1, 2004 12:26:43 PM #9208 Perm Link

Actually that was Oestra. Easter was start by Roman Catholics in an attempt to win over the people who celebrated Oestra. But your close. Halloween comes from All Hallows' Even' which was started by the Catholics (yet again) to convert the Irish who celebrated Samhain (pronounced Sow-in) which was a holiday that honored the dead. All Hallows Even' though was to honor the saints who had passed away. Christmas was started to convert Scandinavians or Germans (or something) who worshipped Odin, Thor, etc. Oh yeah, and modern Halloween also includes some elements of an old Roman holiday of fertility.

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OoPart: an artifact that "seems" to be out of context with the surrounding evidence.
Ex.: A fossilized footprint of a human child containing a fossil of a crushed trilobite. Pronounced O-Part.