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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
Arrow Fortune Cookies Old Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:26:35 PM #9007 Perm Link
Make up some bad ass fortunes you'd like to get in a fortune cookie...or something.

*Hahahahaha have you guys ever played the fortune cookie game where you say "in bed" after the fortune...it's great*
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
Re: Fortune Cookies Old Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:47:07 PM #9012 Perm Link
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"Look behind you."
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
LOL Re[2]: Fortune Cookies Old Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:29:32 AM #9026 Perm Link
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look behind you in bed...lol
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AKA_RA Avatar I'm Singing In the Rain. Joined: June 15, 2004 Status: Offline Posts: 88 Rep: PIP Level 2 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)
(No Title) Old Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:40:01 PM #9037 Perm Link
Me love you long time
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Sinistra Avatar Joined: October 31, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2531 Rep: PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 1 (12962)
(No Title) Old Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:23:39 AM #9049 Perm Link
"Stay away from werewolves"
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wolfwoodavenger31 Avatar I love it when a plan comes together Joined: January 7, 2004 Status: Offline Posts: 440 Rep: PIP Level 2 (2720)PIP Level 2 (2720)PIP Level 1 (2720)PIP Level 1 (2720)PIP Level 1 (2720)
Re: Fortune Cookies Old Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:07:49 PM #9051 Perm Link
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"I will kill you"
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Sinistra Avatar Joined: October 31, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2531 Rep: PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 1 (12962)
(No Title) Old Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:42:15 PM #9054 Perm Link
"I only hope you will die"
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JaegoLooLoo Avatar Joined: October 10, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2009 Rep: PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 2 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)PIP Level 1 (7361)
(No Title) Old Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:54:29 PM #9065 Perm Link
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"'Because' only has one 'A'"
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:50:44 AM #9083 Perm Link
"Don't Fall Asleep... Seriously"
2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
LOL (No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:21:50 AM #9085 Perm Link
If you fall asleep with your thumb in your ass, you wake up with stinky finger in morning.
That'd be crazy to get in a fortune cookie...personally I'd laugh, then get a bit worried.
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RudeMoody Avatar "I remixed a remix. It was back to normal." Joined: September 5, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 429 Rep: PIP Level 2 (17868)PIP Level 2 (17868)PIP Level 2 (17868)PIP Level 2 (17868)PIP Level 2 (17868)
Re: Fortune Cookies Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:28:08 AM #9087 Perm Link
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here's one:

"Congratulations! You now have food poisoning!"
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:31:02 AM #9089 Perm Link
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How do you fall asleep with your thumb in your ass? Did you try it?Wink
2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:46:35 AM #9090 Perm Link
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My friend came up with that one, he said it'd be a great fortune cookie. But he was referring to that saying when ppl have their thumb up their ass...eh, I thought it was funny.
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Sinistra Avatar Joined: October 31, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2531 Rep: PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 1 (12962)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:23:55 PM #9094 Perm Link
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Said By JaegoLooLoo

"'Because' only has one 'A'"

I spelled it like that on purpose. That is actually how they spelled it when Jenova said it. She only had one line the the ENTIRE game and they spelled it WRONG! Lol

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AKA_RA Avatar I'm Singing In the Rain. Joined: June 15, 2004 Status: Offline Posts: 88 Rep: PIP Level 2 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)PIP Level 1 (1653)
(No Title) Old Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:20:27 PM #9101 Perm Link
"He who walk through door side ways, is going to Bangkok."
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(No Title) Old Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:21:56 AM #9103 Perm Link
I've actually had two pretty weird and random fortunes that i actually saved in my wallet cuz i thought it was funny

one was...."Maybe you can live on the moon in the next century" (as if i'd still be living heh)

second...."It is a sunny day" (maybe not weird but random)
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
(No Title) Old Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:33:59 AM #9106 Perm Link
I've got a funny one: "No one likes you."
2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
LOL (No Title) Old Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:45:00 AM #9108 Perm Link
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That was directed at me wasn't it? Huge Grin
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Sinistra Avatar Joined: October 31, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2531 Rep: PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 2 (12962)PIP Level 1 (12962)
(No Title) Old Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:49:30 AM #9109 Perm Link
"When you stick your finger in your bellybutton and smell it it will smell like poop."

I dare you to try it. Razz
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LOL (No Title) Old Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:59:05 AM #9110 Perm Link
"Virginity like bubble...One Prick, all gone"
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(No Title) Old Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:40:21 AM #9114 Perm Link
Baseball is wrong... Man with four balls cannot walk.

It takes many nails to build crib.... but one screw to fill it.
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